Portmantau and chiasmus are two words worth knowing. Especially, if you're like me and pride yourself on a vast knowledge of totally useless information. Obviously, I'm not going to just figuratively pull down my pants and show you what the hell I'm talking about. If you hate running DFL in the one-upsmanship derby, you will probably quit reading right here and go look them both up.
Go ahead, we'll wait.
Ah, now that you're back, we'll resume.
I hope by now that it is not the size of the dog in the fight,
but the size of the fight in the dog.
That should tweek your jetavators.
Sorry, no pictures.
Well maybe this old one